{"title":"Conspiracy Corgi Merch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePhysical evidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe core Conspiracy Corgi consciousness, made physical: tinfoil-hat energy, questionable conclusions, and products that actually belong in the same universe as the digital art.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOlder seasonal and side-project merchandise still exists in the shop, but this collection keeps the central Conspiracy Corgi consciousness focused.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-color-morphing-mug-with-corgi-and-tin-foil-hat-gift-for-dog-lovers-unique-coffee-cup-humor-mug-cute-animal-drinkware","title":"Conspiracy Corgi Color-Morphing Tinfoil Hat Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe evidence appears when things heat up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis 11 oz black color-morphing mug keeps the Conspiracy Corgi artwork hidden while cool. Add a hot drink and the tinfoil-hat investigation reveals itself. Subtle before coffee. Less subtle after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat-sensitive color-morphing exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead- and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for anyone who prefers their morning revelations temperature activated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51338021536043,"sku":"96515174733997180178","price":13.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3923\/2043\/files\/2984832147047195987_2048.jpg?v=1759063709"},{"product_id":"conspiracy-corgi-wireless-charging-pad-dog-lover-gifts-home-office-decor-pet-themed-electronics-quirky-gadget","title":"Conspiracy Corgi Wireless Charging Pad","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep the pocket surveillance device powered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA compact Conspiracy Corgi wireless charging pad for the phone you definitely only use for healthy, measured amounts of internet research.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.75 × 2.75 in charging surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupports 5W wireless charging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompatible with various wireless-charging iPhone and Android models\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable double-wall plastic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and portable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack\/black and white\/black options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnplug the charger first, then gently wipe dust or dirt away with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhone not included. Neither is immunity from the algorithm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2.75\" x 2.75\" \/ Black\/Black","offer_id":51338023043371,"sku":"20591499031310781045","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.75\" x 2.75\" \/ White\/Black","offer_id":51338023076139,"sku":"31960652846868424243","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3923\/2043\/files\/16221904329437891887_2048.jpg?v=1759063766"},{"product_id":"whimsical-corgi-conspiracy-ceramic-mug-fun-coffee-cup-for-dog-lovers-gift-for-pet-owners-humorous-dog-themed-mug-cute-animal","title":"Conspiracy Corgi Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMorning research requires caffeine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA straightforward white ceramic mug featuring Conspiracy Corgi for coffee, tea, suspicious headlines, and the first five minutes of pretending you will not check the news today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz white ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo hidden compartment. No listening device that we know of. Just the corgi.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51338024517931,"sku":"41712653865301840521","price":7.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3923\/2043\/files\/2420852874144978277_2048.jpg?v=1759063805"},{"product_id":"fleece-hoodie-conspiracy-corgi-meme-design","title":"Conspiracy Corgi Fleece Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor colder rabbit holes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Conspiracy Corgi fleece hoodie keeps the skepticism warm while the rest of the internet catches fire. Cozy enough for the couch, public enough for the grocery store, and equipped with a kangaroo pocket for snacks, notes, or absolutely normal quantities of red string.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton-blend fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable hood with drawstrings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMultiple sizes and colors available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eConspiracy Corgi cannot guarantee warmth from the truth. The hoodie can help with the weather.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":51339346968875,"sku":"15113745634948355524","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339347001643,"sku":"11068565299586958269","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339347034411,"sku":"17448737610771267406","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":51339347067179,"sku":"14531023331650293002","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339347099947,"sku":"18110199498847282967","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339347132715,"sku":"28557787971021114003","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":51339347165483,"sku":"72110838400989088347","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":51339347198251,"sku":"27095052619877424535","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":51339347231019,"sku":"26363921455783964071","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339347263787,"sku":"31966949715830643746","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339347296555,"sku":"26615698868227716131","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":51339347329323,"sku":"25446958026290099208","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Army Green","offer_id":51339347362091,"sku":"16322655595939968301","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":51339347394859,"sku":"57763846832481465744","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Lilac","offer_id":51339347427627,"sku":"28305237436462124032","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":51339347460395,"sku":"29345928587622432584","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339347493163,"sku":"28807365774911024318","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339347525931,"sku":"25403652328296600604","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":51339347558699,"sku":"31705016771769642800","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Army Green","offer_id":51339347591467,"sku":"24302192099914016950","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":51339347624235,"sku":"14834067774528642615","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":51339347657003,"sku":"26337607329054401230","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339347689771,"sku":"22261907095924268086","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339347722539,"sku":"31416466688053190731","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":51339347755307,"sku":"41295973538096472113","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Army Green","offer_id":51339347788075,"sku":"11853660521224264251","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":51339347820843,"sku":"39621746005829872061","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":51339347853611,"sku":"25633355294295232658","price":57.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339347886379,"sku":"62950487226888594594","price":57.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339347919147,"sku":"74011455991841569979","price":57.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":51339347951915,"sku":"24031113444653437390","price":57.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":51339347984683,"sku":"20321939438194344093","price":57.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":51339348017451,"sku":"28843676719857253068","price":59.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":51339348050219,"sku":"22229645610757642981","price":59.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":51339348082987,"sku":"14704644849541458212","price":59.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3923\/2043\/files\/15278301796901405381_2048.jpg?v=1759180684"},{"product_id":"a-conspiracy-corgi-meme-puzzle","title":"Conspiracy Corgi Meme Puzzle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePiece together the evidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Conspiracy Corgi jigsaw puzzle for anyone who thinks the corkboard needs more pieces. Choose how deep you want to go: a quick 110-piece investigation or the full 1,014-piece congressional hearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality chipboard pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 110, 252, 520, or 1,014 pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHorizontal orientation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, crisp printing with a glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaper box with the artwork printed on top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGently wipe dust or dirt away with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRecommended for game night, rainy afternoons, and assembling a theory one suspiciously shaped piece at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"110 pcs (Horizontal)","offer_id":51339486036267,"sku":"19757096631828223309","price":13.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"252 pcs (Horizontal)","offer_id":51341771407659,"sku":"15757169853519339614","price":20.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"520 pcs (Horizontal)","offer_id":51341771440427,"sku":"14528564717564406400","price":26.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1014 pcs (Horizontal)","offer_id":51341771473195,"sku":"27416938859801273451","price":45.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3923\/2043\/files\/14227460061027946289_2048.jpg?v=1759180558"},{"product_id":"a-tye-dye-conspiracy-corgi-meme-shirt","title":"Conspiracy Corgi Tie-Dye Meme Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the rabbit hole.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConspiracy Corgi has escaped the corkboard and landed on a tie-dye tee. It is bright, weird, and unusually effective at making strangers ask questions you may or may not want to answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach tie-dye pattern is unique\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless ribbed-knit collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder taping helps maintain shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F) with similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand. Minor variation is part of the tie-dye process, not evidence of government interference.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Neon Rainbow","offer_id":51339671372075,"sku":"12565414224086535787","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Powder Clouds","offer_id":51339671404843,"sku":"20179802800675701751","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Summer Sky","offer_id":51339671437611,"sku":"22345645809229345967","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Tropical Dream","offer_id":51339671470379,"sku":"31840352887236590293","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Midnight","offer_id":51339671503147,"sku":"52225099312186682271","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Neon Rainbow","offer_id":51339671535915,"sku":"26016254616731299642","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Powder Clouds","offer_id":51339671568683,"sku":"17298621788620589356","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Summer Sky","offer_id":51339671601451,"sku":"33975506934086641541","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Tropical Dream","offer_id":51339671634219,"sku":"24792239488405509542","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Midnight","offer_id":51339671666987,"sku":"26169170082538214149","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Neon Rainbow","offer_id":51339671699755,"sku":"14555887339002472551","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Powder Clouds","offer_id":51339671732523,"sku":"32247233248727203612","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Summer Sky","offer_id":51339671765291,"sku":"32110476890041450144","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Tropical Dream","offer_id":51339671798059,"sku":"28241188509846408600","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Midnight","offer_id":51339671830827,"sku":"69622533473791187592","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Summer Sky","offer_id":51339671863595,"sku":"13310612276571215859","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Tropical Dream","offer_id":51339671896363,"sku":"26433031380042341008","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/3923\/2043\/files\/9668873201958913083_2048.jpg?v=1759109004"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.evesvision.com\/collections\/conspiracy-corgi-merch.oembed","provider":"Eve's Visionary Endeavors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}